Social Media Horoscopes: July 2017

It might be summer break but that doesn’t mean we’re taking off from sharing your social media horoscopes. See what’s on tap for you this summer…

ARIES
(March 21 – April 19)
You’re feeling extra sensitive at the first of the month, dear Aries, so try to stay off Facebook for a few days. Between politics and puppies, your emotions can’t handle that kind of roller coaster. You’ll be feeling like your normal self and ready to get back to those status updates by the 11th. Expect a big wave of new followers on the 20th. And thanks to Instagram’s new crack down, you can rest easy knowing they aren’t just a bunch of bots.

TAURUS
(April 20 – May 20)
Start off the month by sharing what’s on your mind. If Twitter is your social platform of choice, start a Medium account and get to typing. Don’t let 140 characters stand in the way of your enlightenment. On the 6th you’ll be feeling all 😍 about a new fling. But don’t get too excited yet. When you and your squad get together on the 18th, don’t be surprised if one of them uncovers a few ghosts of Facebook past about this new crush of yours.

GEMINI
(May 21 – June 21)
You’ve got a wake-up call on your hands, dear Gemini! It seems you’ve been spending a bit too much time on your social feed and less on your real life relationships lately. Luckily, this can be solved by simply putting down your phone and enjoying some solid face time with your tribe. But don’t let temptation get the best of you. Your followers won’t care if you skip IG Stories during afternoon friend fun.

CANCER
(June 22 – July 22)
It’s a good time to be you, dear Cancer. Retweets ☑️ Double Taps ☑️ Right Swipes ☑️ ☑️ Enjoy all of this extra attention but recognize the value of knowing your own limits. You don’t have to say yes to everyone and everything.

LEO
(July 23 – August 22)
The first of the month has you itching to try new things, dear Leo. Start small by making your first Facebook Story. Or maybe, go big by launching a whole new beautifully curated Instagram account. Whatever you choose, know that it’s bound to be a success! Watch out for a few setbacks around the 15th when you lose service mid post 😤 On the 28th give your friends a healthy dose of FOMO by taking a solo adventure.

VIRGO
(August 23 – September 22)
Dear Virgo, you are a social media butterfly through the 5th! The more you share, the more invites you’ll see pouring in, so keep it up! By the 12th you’ll be ready to take a mini break. Slow down by enjoying some much-needed R&R (relaxation & rosé). At the end of the month focus on some house cleaning – laundry, dishes and unfriending those old college friends that drag down your news feed vibes…

LIBRA
(September 23 – October 23)
You’re feeling nice and laid back this summer, dear Libra. Don’t be surprised if this “go with the flow” attitude means a few lost Snapstreaks. Your friends might be annoyed but you’ll more than makeup for it by the end of the month. Big things are in the stars for your squad around the 30th. It’s going to be so extra.

SCORPIO
(October 24 – November 20)
It’s America’s birthday and you are ready to celebrate! Play with those slo-mo settings to capture all of those #lakelife, cannon ball and firework moments. You’ll be feeling extra imaginative on the 15th, dear Scorpio. Take advantage of this creative spark by collecting enough content to get you through the summer – more work now, means you’ll have plenty of down time by the dreary 26th.

SAGITTARIUS
(November 21 – December 20)
Your word of the month is “authenticity” dear Sagittarius. If you could care less about ridiculous stars and stripes celebrations, don’t force a caption. Your followers will smell attitude a mile away so just stay true to you. On the 16th, put your phone on airplane mode. So what if you miss all of the #NationalIceCreamDay posts? Take one day off and you’ll thank yourself for the rest of the month.

CAPRICORN
(December 23 – January 20)
You’re intuition is spot on around the 5th and 6th, dear Capricorn. Your social stalking has never been so fruitful. Be careful not to blow your cover by accidentally giving a 👍 to an old photo. On the 19th, summer love will be on your mind. Is it just you, or is every single post in your feed suddenly about romance?! Follow your instincts now and your selfies could turn into selfwe’s soon enough!

AQUARIUS
(January 21 – February 21)
You may be feeling down around the 1st, dear Aquarius but a heartfelt post will quickly turn that frown upside down. You’ll be on top of the world on the 15th after you realize you’ve been retweeted by an influencer. It might have been a fluke, but pin that baby to the top of your page with pride! Stock up on your favorite baby animal gifs now because bad vibes are in your forecast again by the 28th.

PISCES
(February 22 – March 20)
Summer lovin’ is taking over your newsfeed, dear Pisces. Don’t feel left out. You’re only a few right swipes away from being back in the game. On the 10th, stand up for what you believe in when you encounter a troll on Facebook. Your confidence alone, is enough to have them heading for the hills. AMAZING news is coming your way on the 18th that you won’t be able to stop yourself from sharing. Don’t be shocked by all of the double tap love you’re about to receive.

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