Your Social Media Horoscope for March 2017
We believe good social media starts with thoughtful research and data analysis. Also astrology…. yep, horoscopes are definitely a legit resource. Take a look at what is in the cards for your social (media) life this month:
(March 21 – April 19)
Get ready for some serious social media Spring cleaning, dear Aries. This month, you’ll be itching to give your Instagram a makeover, starting with deleting those super old, super filtered photos. Everyone knows Mayfair was so three years ago. On the 15th expect a TimeHop to pull at your emotional heartstrings. Take some time at the end of the month to set your phone down and #optoutside. You could use a break from all that screen time.
(April 20 – May 20)
After the last few tough months, you are ready for a major win, Taurus. Keep a phone charger handy because you’ll need a full battery to snap all of the fantastic grammable moments that will be coming your way! Mid-month, don’t just double tap your friend’s post, comment how amazing you think she is! Sending positive vibes into the social sphere will make its way back to you by the 17th. Finally, on the 30th, you’ll be feeling chatty. Make the most of it by joining a new Twitter chat.
(May 21 – June 21)
Your latest love affair with LinkedIn has your confidence going sky high. But remember, users can tell when you snoop their profile, so stalk with caution, dear Gemini. Don’t get bummed out on 17th when that status update you worked so hard on doesn’t get the love you feel it deserves. Sometimes it’s you but when it comes to Facebook, it’s probably the algorithm. At the end of the month take action when it comes to your love life and DM that catch you’ve been flirtatiously subtweeting for months.
(June 22 – July 22)
Dear Cancer, you have a lot on your mind these days. Lucky for you, no matter the platform, you have an audience who is ready to click “like”, so don’t hold back. Mid-month, show your sweetie some social love. An old school poke could go a long way towards keeping the romance alive. On the 25th be wary of those too-good-to-be-true ads. Spammers can be tricky, but you’re no fool.
(July 23 – August 22)
Social media is ever-evolving, so it’s important that you stay adaptable. No matter the algorithm change or app update, you’re an agile contortionist this month. On the 7th, be ready to get your study on! Check out the latest IFTTT innovations or see what’s trending on Twitter. Your #bestie could use some love on the 30th. What better way to cheer them up than with a hilarious #TBT?
(August 23 – September 22)
It’s time for some solid social TLC this month, Virgo. Reorganize those Twitter lists, spruce up your LinkedIn profile and definitely unfollow your ex’s friends. You’ll be feeling lucky on the 17th – and it’s not just because of that cute green #OOTD post you made for St Paddy’s Day. Take some time to slow down on the 30th and 31st, we know you might feel a little #FOMO but R&R is just what you need.
(September 23 – October 23)
You are channeling your inner Anna Kendrick this month, dear Libra. So put all of that amazing wit and charm to good use by building a solid following. And don’t be shocked if you catch the attention of a hottie along the way. March is forecasting some serious emoji hearts for you by the 13th. On the 31st seek some inspiration through the Instagram explore tab.
(October 24 – November 20)
You’re dying for change right now, Scorpio, but careful not to let off too much steam on your social channels. Be guarded in your status updates while you figure things out. Expect some oh-so-needed clarity by mid-month that will leave you feeling #tooblessedtostress. An admirer will reveal themselves on the 30th so keep an eye out for any and all notifications.
(November 21 – December 20)
You’ve been bitten by the social butterfly, dear Sagittarius. Between Snapchat, Facebook Messenger and Houseparty you’ll be chatting more than you have all year. But make sure to take your conversations offline too. Plan a Girl’s Night Out on the 17th and get some actual face time in over some Insta-worthy cocktails. On the 30th, unplug for a day. After all, you’ve had a busy month.
(December 23 – January 20)
You are feeling super creative and inspired after a casual Pinterest scroll turned into a pinning frenzy on the 2nd. Keep this energy going through the 6th with the help of some DIY influencers. Brush off looming work anxiety on the 16th by focusing on all of those #greenbeer posts you’ll be making on the 17th. At the end of the month, express yourself in new ways on Facebook. You’ll be pleasantly surprised by the reaction from your followers.
(January 21 – February 21)
Get ready, dear Aquarius, because March is sure to be a whirlwind. Between a buzzing social calendar and round after round of good news, your fingers will be sore from all of the exciting check-ins and status updates. On the 20th a family member’s post will connect you in ways you never expected. Let them know you care with some heartfelt emojis. At the end of the month take the high road when a Twitter conversation turns nasty.
(February 22 – March 20)
You’re a natural connector, and this month is no different. Your followers appreciate your regrams and enjoy learning about new far-away places, exciting profiles and random pieces of information from you. Keep this up and by the 7th you’ll see how powerful your sharing can be. Watch out for a pesky hater on the 21st. If you’re struggling, gather advice from your closest friends on the sly through Snapchat. Those disappearing conversations can be very useful during tactical social warfare.