Social Media Horoscopes: May 2017
The forecast is in. Spring showers bring May…
(March 21 – April 19)
You are on 🔥 dear Aries, so don’t hold back. May brings you an extra boost of creative energy and plenty of double taps to keep your confidence sky high. On the 17th, charge up your phone and seek out some culture. Maybe hunt down that new mural all of your fave influencers can’t stop posting about, or check out a local artist collective – so chic! Breeze through the rest of the month knowing that you are, as they say, all Gucci.
(April 20 – May 20)
So you what if you forgot to post a JT #ItsGonnaBeMay meme on April 30th? Missing one internet holiday shouldn’t be a reason to ruin your first days of May, dear Taurus. After all, you have #StarWarsDay AND #CindoDeMayo right around the corner to help get that social groove back! On the 8th get ready to rumble when an old Facebook friend posts some questionable content. At the end of the month, gather the gang for some photo-worthy cocktails.
(May 21 – June 21)
Take to Facebook around the 1st to gather advice when a nagging decision won’t let up, dear Gemini. Your friends and family will be eager to offer opinions and support. Once you make your choice, expect a wave of relief to wash away that worry, leaving the rest of your month open to radiantly positive energy. On the 17th and 18th, less is more. Focus on just your Instagram rather than Stories, Snapchat and Facebook Live. With so many options it’s hard to just to stick to one, but your creativity will thank you for this break.
(June 22 – July 22)
Dear Cancer, social media is a wonderful place to express your feelings, but be mindful of who is watching. Badmouthing your boss on Twitter could have you asking for trouble… or worse, a new j.o.b. Put your phone down on the 17th. You’ve been on a roll lately but even influencers like you need a break every once in a while. End the month with a big night out; you’ll love looking through your Snap Story the next morning…
(July 23 – August 22)
If you’ve been itching to learn how to maximize your Gram brand, now is the time to make moves, dear Leo. The month of May brings you the focus you’ve been longing for through the 9th. Be ready for a pesky mid-month slump around the 14th. Remember, it takes time to reinvent yourself online. Gather inspiration from those influencers that you admire most to reinvigorate your social savvy mind and get back on track.
(August 23 – September 22)
May is all about the details for you, dear Virgo. Are your photos looking consistent? Is the lighting on point? Did you and your friends each order different things so the food on the table is eclectic? It’s these questions that will drive your perfection and increase your likes. Speaking of perfection, the 23rd is a great day for experimentation. Take that time to put those amazing ideas your brain has been hoarding to the test. Your followers will go gaga over your new fresh takes.
(September 23 – October 23)
If you feel like your newsfeed has been all about you and bae lately, you’re probably right. Spring fever has not only taken over your personal life, it’s got your social self by the reins too. But don’t get self-conscious about it. After all, the likes don’t lie. Your friends love seeing you in love!
(October 24 – November 20)
Spring is in the air and you have the stunning social feed to prove it, dear Scorpio. If you’ve been feeling at a loss for creativity lately, this is the month to become refreshed and inspired. Just look around and start Snapping! On the 16th, expect a visit from lady luck in the form of a DM. No need to rush to respond. Take your time, fortune isn’t going anywhere any time soon.
(November 21 – December 20)
With summer just around the corner, you are itching to get outdoors. Take some time in early May to #OptOutside, dear Sagittarius. This breath of fresh air will set the pace for your entire month. You’ll be flying high with confidence by mid-month. Harness that energy with a string of thought-provoking status updates around the 18th. The response from family and friends will keep your creativity sailing through the 31st.
(December 23 – January 20)
Stand your ground, dear Capricorn. May is bringing a mixed bag of emojis this month so be ready for everything from 😘 to 😭 moments. Luckily, your number one line of defense to counteract this moody month is only 140 characters away. You are an incredible communicator, so take any 🍋 🍋🍋 and Tweet them into lemonade.
(January 21 – February 21)
Buzz off Bumble. Swipe away Tinder. And make sure your profile pic is perfection, because a poke from an unlikely and intriguing admirer is coming your way on the 4th, dear Aquarius. But don’t fall too fast, a little social stalking will help determine whether you want to take things to the next level or ghost the poor fella. On the 18th, you’ll be craving friend time. Gather the gang for a night full of bubbles and boomerangs.
(February 22 – March 20)
Get excited, dear Pisces, because a little #NetflixandChill is in your forecast around the 2nd. Indulge in this Spring fling now because unfortunately, May isn’t all flower crowns and unicorn fraps. Confrontation will be brewing on both the 4th and 18th. You may be tempted to air your frustrations online but just set your phone to Do Not Disturb. Social sharing will only escalate the problem. By the 29th, you’ll be feeling the love after a string of #tbt posts from your crew.